01
Sep
  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
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01
Sep

hawkbye:

mcu + dnd alignments
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01
Sep

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

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01
Sep

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

image

image

I was mistaken

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31
Aug

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

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31
Aug

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

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31
Aug

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

image

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31
Aug

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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31
Aug

If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.

— Unknown  (via wolf-cub)  
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31
Aug

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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31
Aug

convenientconsequences:

emotions are the toughest when they come at you in waves. one minute you feel like everything is getting better, it’s not so bad and then all of a sudden you blink and it just hurts everywhere. there’s no controlling it.

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31
Aug
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30
Aug

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

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30
Aug
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30
Aug

raideo:

spookyelric:

sphynx-prince:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

this isn’t even funny to me it just makes me want to find the nearest baby boomer and deck them in the mouth

I reblog this every time because it always re-ignites my anger.

I feel you sphynx-prince.  

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#UGH BABY BOOMERS